Score: 3

"Dare to dream!"

submission: My American Dream

date: June 19, 2004

An American dream of cars, mansions, puppy dogs and shitty Hollywood lozenges. Original! I hope that in looking forward to the brave new world most other Newgrounders see something besides a television phantasy of conspicuous consumption.

http://www.whatisdeepfried.com

Score: 7

"Charming somehow"

submission: Sporkfest

date: June 3, 2004

The sporks had personality!

Score: 10

"They don't get much better"

submission: Bitey of Brackenwood

date: April 13, 2004

Quite a feat. More!

Score: 5

"Thank God!"

submission: The Wrong Vagina

date: February 24, 2004

Finally, someone has realized the dorment humor value of the word "fuck" enough to base an entire cartoon around it. Look out, Stiffler! And white people immitating the brothers? Oh snap! (oops, can I say that?)

Score: 2

"Learn some frikkin' timing!"

submission: The Ring (w/ clocks)

date: December 8, 2003

And turn up the volume on the Richard Simmons part!

Score: 3

"(pats head)"

submission: Stop That Terrorist!

date: November 25, 2003

I feel you should be encouraged, like a guidance counselor would encourage a mainstreamed retarded boy in an algebra class. Don't give up!

Score: 10

"H to the A to the Ha ha ha!"

submission: Trading Spaces: Hobo Ed.

date: November 23, 2003

Foony AND cleaver! Your curtoon OWNZZZZ!

Score: 8

"It;s got something"

submission: Alley Cats

date: November 19, 2003

I don't know what it is, but it has SOMETHING. I kinda like the way the cats bob up and down as they move, but don't actually have any moving parts. May you find your niche!

Score: 8

"Yes, iz fonny"

submission: Angry White Boy Polka

date: October 29, 2003

A little more time spent on the animation would have helped, but this is a good effort for the time it must have taken. Good choice of song to animate as well.

Score: 10

"Inventive and wacko"

submission: Forehead Shavecut

date: October 2, 2003

Okay, upon reconsideration I'm giving you a 10 overall instead of a 9 for the line "And then Moses parted the sea. And then fishes died!"